SHOW RATINGS:
I rate my shows so that you will have a form of entertainment that can be enjoyed by any type of group.
If the entertainer has developed only one type of a show that is usually performed in a night club setting, the same type of show would not be acceptable, or booked for a church function.
A rating system allows both the entertainer and the prospective client to know in advance the type of show that will be conducted.
My rating system is one that everyone can relate to.
RATING SYSTEM X-RaTED..... The X-RATED shows will contain both language and skits of a sexual nature. This type of a show is not performed with children in the audience.
NOTE: There are very few locations where an X-Rated show is appropriate. The thought to always keep in mind is ' Never offend the audience or your volunteers. These are only offered for guest over the age of 18!
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The R-RaTED..... The it-Rated shows may contain some language and skits that are not suitable for children,! but will not be offensive to most adults. This is a typical' show that may be performed at a night club, or convention.
The X - PG-Rated shows are conducted in such a manner that any material that may have been objected to is delivered in an indirect manner. This type of show is suitable for teenagers as well as adults.
The PG-RATED show are ideal for high school functions.
G-RATED The G-RATED shows are acceptable, and enjoyable for any age group. Even children as young as 7 or a will enjoy this type of performance. The G-Rated show has also been proven to be very successful for church groups, school functions, and some conventions.
My Comedy Skits are categorized by a rating system so that prospective client will understand the type of show that will be conducted. I the entertainer have learn how to effectively use many of the same skits for any one of the rating systems.
The following is an example of taking the same skit from a G-Rated show all the way to an X-Rated show.
G-RATED On the count of three you are going to see a movie with several Walt Disney characters in it. This movie will be so funny that you will laugh out loud.
PG-RATED on the count of three you will see a movie with Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Minnie is going to be yelling at Mickey for staying out to late. Minnie thinks that Mickey has been out mousing around.
R-RATED..... On the count of three you are going to see a funny movie with Mickey and Minnie Mouse. The funny part of this movie is that Mickey is going to be trying to get Minnie into bed with him.
X-RATED On the count of three you are going to see a very funny and strange movie. This is going to be a movie with Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Mickey is screwing the hell out of Minnie, and she is having a mouse orgasm.
It is now easy to see how once we have a skit; it can be altered
to accommodate almost any type of an audience.
